"No dogs allowed on beach.

Ok, allowed on the beach but must be leashed.

Unleashed is OK but must be controlled.

Alright, they can run wild but absolutely no biting.

Anything in the mouth is theirs but... nevermind.

The dogs are now in control.

Humans allowed. If they bring treats and or bacon."

Available in Chambray in sizes S-2X. Additional $2 charge for 2x.

*NO LONGER AVAILABLE IN BUTTER*